Do your kids love a good joke, no matter how cheesy it is? This list of hilarious Santa jokes for kids with free printable will keep them in stitches all Christmas long!
Christmas Jokes for Kids
One of the best parts of Christmas is spending time with your kids. And what does every kid love? Cheesy jokes! You can celebrate the holidays while sharing (or enhancing) their sense of humor.
You have several options when using these jokes. You can simply read them out loud with your kids, or you can use the printable I created for you.
The printable can be used in so many ways. You can add them to your child’s lunch box for a fun surprise. You can have your Elf on the Shelf leave them for your kids (if you’re looking for more Elf on the Shelf printables, see here!). I know one mom who hide the jokes around the house and had her kids search for them (what a great way to occupy kiddos!). Another mom used them as gift tags and wrote the to/from on the back of the tags. There are so many ways to use these jokes!
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The Funniest Santa Jokes for Kids
So without further ado, here are the funniest Santa jokes for kids! (Scroll down to the end for the free printable)
Why is Christmas like a cat in the desert? They both have sandy claws!
What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney? Anytime!
How can Santa fly his sleigh during a thunderstorm? He has rain deer!
What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
What do construction crews use at the North Pole? Snow cones!
What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz!
Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: The fear of Santa Claus?
What is Santa Claus’s favorite kind of chip? Krisp Pringle!
What do elves do after school? Their gnome work!
What does Santa say before he tells a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
What’s the different between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? One’s slaying a dragon, the other is draggin’ a sleigh.
How does Santa’s lawyer refer to his elves? Subordinate clauses
Where does Santa keep his money? At his local snow bank.
What does Santa say at the beginning of a race? Ready, Set, Ho Ho Ho!
What do the elves say when Santa takes attendance? Present
What’s Santa’s favorite track and field event? The pole vault
Why was Santa’s helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
Why does Santa bring 22 reindeer to go shopping? He wants something that costs around 20 bucks, but incase it was more, he brought some extra doe
What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck down a chimeny? Claustrophobia
What do you call it when Santa claps at the end of a play? Santapplause
What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive? A Holly Davidson
Where does Santa stay when he goes on holiday? A ho-ho-hotel
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a claus
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker
What is Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly ranchers
What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards.
What did Santa call the frozen elf, hanging from the season? An elfcicle
Why does Santa go down the chimnney? Because it soots him.
What’s Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-vis Presley!
What did Santa call the greedy elf? Elfish
What do Santa’s helpers learn at school? The elf-abet
What is Kris Kringle’s dog’s name? Santa Paws
What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less
What is Santa’s favorite laundry detergent? Yule-Tide
What kind of music does Santa listen to? Wrap
What do you call it when Santa goes down a light chimney? Krisp Kringle
What is Santa’s wife’s name? Mary Christmas
What does Santa do to elves that are naughty? He sacks them
How does Santa keep his bathroom immaculate? He uses Comet.
What do elves post on social media? Elfies!
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather? Is it going to rain, dear?
Printable Santa Jokes
Here’s the free download, just for you!
Use this download to slip a joke in your child’s lunch box each day, leave jokes from your Elf on the Shelf, hide the jokes around your house and do a funny scavenger hunt to find them all, use them as gift tags (print to/from on the back), or anything you like!
Well, those are the funniest Santa jokes for kids I could find. I hope you enjoy!
From my family to yours, happy holidays!
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